Tuesday, March 17, 2009

{ } [ ] ← WHAT ARE THESE FOR?

I need to find the grammar maven. I need to know what these [ ] brackets are for. I never really thought about it until posting a comment on a comment that my stalker left me. (I have decided to write as though you're not the only one reading this).


Change of plans. I know I had something else in mind when I started this entry but this is more important (at the moment). I am going to create a list of things that have make me go "hmmm?"


1) [ ] ← what purpose do these serve?


2) { } ← what purpose do these serve? (I am assuming mathematical equations)


3) What does SS stand for in the SS Minnow? I actually looked it up. It's either steam ship or sailing ship.


4) What is the difference between a koi and a regular old goldfish?


5) Who designed the new section of Lakeshore at Spencer Smith Park? I would love to give them a swift cuff in the head. Since it was changed, I have yet to drive down this stretch of road without getting pissed off.


6) Am I the only one who is tempted to ram into people who are test driving new cars? - I am worried that one day I might see a yellow licence plate flapping from the trunk of a shiny new car and succumb to these urges.


7) Why are hockey tickets so expensive in Toronto? Why is it, people are willing to blow an easy $800 to see the Leafs lose? (they SUCK)


8) Why doesn't rain just come down in one lump?


9) What WOULD happen to Lake Ontario if giant vats of oxy clean were dumped into it? In my dream it was the key to making it crystal clear.


10) Why are you still reading this?

I started typing this earlier this morning but now that it's been a while (I actually had to do some work), I realize that the answers to these questions don't seem so important now.

So, my mind has wandered off again... where it's heading, I have yet to know. I will just keep typing random things until an idea pops into mind. I'm sure it will be a memorable reading experience for you. But hey, I'm assuming you've read just about every stupid thing I've posted, yet you still keep coming back. I figure that this is for one of two things. 1) You are super bored. 2) You are a loser who loves me no matter what I might admit to on this here blog.

I went to Hortons this morning. They fucked up my coffees again. So, I started out with lots of time to spare, but I had to go back to get them fixed. Luckily I realized the error before I got on the highway.

You're still here?

I forgot to put the roast in the crockpot this morning. I will not have the two hours needed to simmer the stupid corned beef we were supposed to have for dinner yesterday. So, I will defrost the ground beef I pre-cooked and will make tacos. At least the kids will enjoy dinner. Tom is going to the driving range after work. (seems that the golf season is slowly but surely making its way back).

You still here?

Sucker. If I sat here and typed for three hours non stop, would you sit and read it through to the end? Bet you would. No matter how boring it is. I am bored to the core. Or "sofa king bored" which is how I have decided to start referring to it as. Did that make sense?

Dun dun dun. Oh the suspense... I'm sure you're on the edge of your seat again. Dying to know what I'm going to write about next....

All that wait for nothing. I'm going to go for a bit. Who am I kidding? I'll probably be back in an hour to write a whole lot about a whole lot of nothing. [(and you'll be back to read it) (is this how the brackets are supposed to work?)] Probably not, but who's going to know (other than you) that I've misused them?

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