By George, I think I got it!

I stun myself with my abilities. I have a blog. I have posted entries on my blog. I have a stalker. I could probably rule the world now if I really wanted to, but I fear that would be a little too much like work for me, so I will not pursue that dream just yet. Instead, I intend (or should I say that I will try my best) to raise of my kids to be considerate, polite, clever, happy, witty, well adjusted, self-sufficient, law abiding citizens. This will likely be a life-long challenge, so don't wait for the announcement stating that I am ruler of the world. It might not happen. Now get back to work!! Damned stalkers!