I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
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My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my
dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.
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The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather
bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened
the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
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Then I shared my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the door and
saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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