I am special (in a short bus kinda way)!

I am special - in a short bus kinda way. Tonight at dinner, I grabbed my napkin to wipe my mouth. I guess it was covered in crumbs and when I picked it up, they all flew into my eye. That was at 5:30. It's now almost midnight and I finally got them out!

I guess it could have been worse. Jade once bit into a cheese doggie and the melted cheese squirted her in the eye. And one day on lunch break, Mike was bugging Barb - pretending to pound his fist on a little packet of ketchup that was on the table in front of her. Only thing was, he did end up hitting the packet causing it to explode and it flew into Barb's eye. That would have been bad enough, but we soon realized it was hot sauce and not ketchup. This was the first and only time anyone has ever had to use our eye wash station.

Eating is dangerous.

Many years ago, there was a very large woman that lived across the street from my parents. Her husband demanded that she get her eating under control and started taking inventory of the food in the house before he went to work. Because of this, she gained even MORE weight. She later admitted that if there were four Oreos missing from the box, she would eat the remainder, go out and buy another box and eat four out of it so he wouldn't know that she'd eaten any. How bad is that.

She ended up joining weight watchers and last time I saw her, she looked terrific. Guess you have to want to do it for yourself. No one can tell you what to do.

I was watching The First 48 earlier while Tom was on the bike. (It's a rare thing for MoeMoe to have control of the converter when anyone else is awake). Condensed version... Tom came out, let me finish watching the episode (there were two more to follow), he grabbed the remote, flipped through the guide for a few minutes, then said "I don't know what you want on..." WTF? How could he not know what I wanted on. Any time I am watching it when he comes home, he says "haven't you seen this one yet?" He knows I enjoy watching the show. I enjoy it even more when Sergeant Caroline Mason from Tennessee is on - I swear hear tongue is too big for her mouth or something - I can barely understand what she's saying because she mumbles.

Drives me mental!

I swear Bonnie and Clyde are out to kill me. They were named appropriately. These cats WILL NOT cover their poop when they're done in the litter box. I swear someone could die from the odor. It's toxic!

I have to get out of here - OMG - this is horrid